Okay I’ve never had a big dog before so how the hell do I get one to stop chewing me? Like I’m literally their chew toy and it’s only me they chew no one else. My tendons probably feel real good in it’s mouth.

One website suggested ignoring the dog when it does it but then she never stops, chewing on my arm and hand indefinitely until she breaks the skin and I instinctively pull away. Then a friend suggested grabbing her jaw or blowing on her noes to discourage her but then she just thinks it’s a game and tries harder to bite me.

Help. I love dogs but puppies can be such little shits.